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Grumpy Oldie hypochondriac - Matthew Norman

Regulars | By Matthew Norman

Matthew Norman is the hypochondriac who called wolf

This chronic hypochondriac's medical history, much like that of any other, is laden with false alarms. There is no more the space than the audience appetite for a full inventory. But a few examples may hint at the bewilderment with which a sequence of physicians have reacted over 40 years to certain enquiries....

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