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How to make America great again - Matthew Norman

Regulars | By Matthew Norman

A souvenir-seller at a 2020 Trump rally

Matthew Norman's son suggests moving the residents of California to Florida

If that terracotta kraken wins or, more likely, steals it, thanks to the indulgence of the Supreme Court, I asked my son Louis as we drove through a biblical rainstorm on the M3, what the hell are we going to do? A long, anguished pause ensued. ‘I don’t know,’ he finally murmured, projecting a kind of cosmic Weltschmerz that struck me as impressively precocious for one of 23. ‘Another four years of this ... I simply do not know.’ ...

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