Cartoon Caption Competition No. 25 - Your caption suggestions to
comps@theoldie.co.uk.
(Prize is a copy of Children of the Days by Eduardo Galeano
Winner announced Wednesday 29th May)
Cartoon Caption Competition No 24
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Robert Thompson is a wonderful cartoonist - his depictions of faces are always extremely eloquent. Ralph Sudnik came up with the best caption which went something along the lines of:
At last, her dream of two cocks had come true.
A book is on its way to you.
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 23
I very much liked Christian Kelly's contribution to the above:
"No, apparently it's not a documentary."
So a jaunty book wings its way to you, Christian.
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 22
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So you're saying I can't receive my money until I sign the incapacity forms?
Winner: Ian Paternoster |
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 21
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With apologies for the slight delay, herewith this month's winning caption to the above, posted by the incredibly witty Louis Graham:
Ok...so... one of us drank the water.
Congratulations, Louis. A book is on its way to you.
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 20
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"Richard, wouldn't go to bed when I said. Maureen, affair with the
postman. Bunty, used my best club to stir paint. Looks like I'm the only one who's been good."
And the winner is Melvyn Dover of Weymouth, in Dorset.
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 19
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It IS organic, isn't it?
Winner: Sue Jensen of Godalming.
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 18
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"So the only job you will consider is in the lost property office at the Albert Hall?"
Seriously witty and winning caption posted by
Howard Jennings of Huddersfield.
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 17
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First date etiquette went out of the window when
Mavis suggested they try the Reverse Cowgirl.
Winner: Phil Darling, Stowmarket
(Special mention: Ann Horne, Caterham)
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 16
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"Someone's planted a Conservative Party logo on the lawn"
WINNER: Rob Williams, Cheltenham |
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 15
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Bear with me a moment, I need to take my mind to place that's going to be safe from all the crap you are going to offload.
WINNER: Andy Harrison, Leeds
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 14
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Blame the Government for the hold ups, they have removed the speed cameras, now I've got to sketch all speeding motorists by hand.
WINNER: Ken Wilkinson, Hull
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 13
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To the Batmobile
WINNER: Mike King
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 12
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"Since eating those mushrooms in Hundred Acre Wood,
Winnie's dreams were becoming even more disturbing....."
WINNER: Joan Workman, Croydon
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 11
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I'm not happy. Before I can join the ladies' bridge club, they want me to take a gender test.
WINNER: Ken Wilkinson, Hull
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 10
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A bit of crazy glue and my old quilt frame - the daft bugger can "swing" all he wants.
WINNER: Julie Witt, Comox, BC, Canada |
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 9
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It's MRSA, Clostridium, and Legionnaire's. And to think
I only came in here to read the meter.
WINNER: Melvyn Dover, Weymouth, Dorset |
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 8
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Hang on! That's not British Sign Language. You are just retired bookies.
WINNER: Rob Falconer, South Glamorgan
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 7
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Unbelievably, someone had built a supermarket at Dorothy's favourite dogging spot.
WINNER: Nigel Sutherland
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 6
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You never look at me like that
WINNER: M Bloom, Dublin
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 5
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A Miss Itsy Bitsy... for Mr Tincy Wincy. Must be for you dear!
WINNER: Susan Therkelson, West Byfleet, Surrey |
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 4
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We are much better off now Sid's started working nights
WINNER: John Hawkins |
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 3
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Hi, I'm on the terrain
WINNER: Ron Jones, Penzance |
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 2
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The difference? Well Sir, the Barolo is ripe, rich and round, with lots of spicy, earth-scented black cherry and berry flavors, hinting deliciously at chocolate on the smooth finish, while The Blue Nun is more nylon underpants, skid-marks, ITV, thick crockery, hinting at being kicked all over the street by violent witless oafs for absolutely no reason.
WINNER: EJ Ruane, Dublin.
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Cartoon Caption Competition No 1
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