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Mary Killen’s Beauty Tips: Danger! Avoid bosom-bunching

Fashion & Beauty | By Mary Killen

As summer arrives, oldies should steer clear of bikinis and low necklines

No offence, but many oldies heading for the sun may now be cringing at the thought of exposing themselves. The beach will force a moment of truth for those whose figures have gone. Whether we let our figures go, or they went of their own accord, is another matter. And of course some of us never had a figure in the first place. But even if you intend to skip the beach on aesthetic grounds, the reality is that when you get to a hot country, it becomes more unbearable to swelter away in the baking heat than to feel the fear and strip off anyway. The beach is like an AA meeting. It clears the air to be with others who have admitted themselves powerless. Still, if you are prepared to shell out £300, there are things you can do to disguise the decay. First, avoid the bikini. The...

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