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Barry Cryer's Favourite Matron Joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | May 11, 2022


A famous comedian visits an old folks' home to tell them a few jokes.

He chats away to them, tells some very good jokes and then his ego gets the better of him. He asks one old lady, "You don't know who I am, do you?"

She says, "Don't worry, dear. Matron will tell you."