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Barry Cryer's Daily Joke! April 23

Blog | By Barry Cryer | Apr 23, 2020


A man walks into a pub in a hospital gown, carrying a drip behind him.

'Oh, poor you!' said the barman. 'What can I get you?'

He asks for a Scotch. The barman brings it over and the man downs it in one.

'I'm afraid I don't think I can pay you - with what I've got,' the man says.

'What's that?' asked the barman.

'50p.'