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Barry Cryer's favourite police joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | Jul 20, 2022


BARRY CRYER'S DAILY JOKE

There's an old man walking along the street at two in the morning.

He's stumbling a bit and holding a glass. So the police stop him and ask him where he's going.

'To a lecture.'

'At two in the morning?' asks the policeman. 'What's the lecture on?'

'Smoking and drinking,' the old man says.

'Who's giving it?'

'My wife.'