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Barry Cryer's favourite guide dog joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | Dec 07, 2023


I was told this joke by a blind man.

There was a blind parachutist who did jumps for charity. Someone asked him how he knew when he was getting near the ground.

'The lead on my guide dog goes slack,' he said.