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Barry Cryer's favourite rabbit joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | Sep 14, 2021



A lion and a rabbit are at a restaurant. The waitress comes over and asks for their order.

'Nothing for me,' says the lion.

'Aren't you hungry?' asks the rabbit.

And the lion said, 'If I was hungry, would you still be sitting there?'