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Tired of getting a waiter's attention? By Susan Telster-Schwarz

Blog | Feb 08, 2024

Tired of trying to get a waiter’s attention? The solution comes from a loyal reader in Scarsdale, New York. After futile attempts to attract a waiter for some hot water for the tea and butter for the bread, and a chance to order, Susan Teltser-Schwarz took matters into her own hands.

She got hold of the telephone number of the restaurant, called the front desk to alert someone to send a waiter to the fourth booth on the right. It worked like a dream. Susan says, ‘The Lord helps those who help themselves!’