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Barry Cryer's rude parrot joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | Jan 03, 2023

There's a parrot in a cage in a pet-shop window.

When a lady walks past, the parrot cries out, 'You’re a fat cow!'

The lady is furious and rushes inside the shop and angrily says to the owner, 'It's outrageous!"

The owner says, 'I'm so sorry. I couldn’t agree more.'

He then turns to the parrot and says, 'Just behave yourself – or I'll Sellotape your beak up.'

'OK,' says the parrot.

The next day, the lady walks past the shop and the parrot cries out, 'You know what I’m thinking!'